Introduction
Quotes that were never made by the Founders, but
refuse to die, especially on the Internet, are discussed.
The "Liberty Teeth" Speech by George
Washington
Firearms stand next in importance to the
Constitution itself. They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone
under independence. The church, the plow, the prairie wagon, and citizen's
firearms are indelibly related. From the hour the Pilgrims landed, to the
present day, events, occurrences, and tendencies prove that to insure peace,
security and happiness, the rifle and the pistol are equally indispensable.
Every corner of this land knows firearms, and more than 99 99/100 percent of
them by their silence indicate they are in safe and sane hands. The very
atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil interference;
they deserve a place with all that's good. When firearms, go all goes; we need
them every hour.
---
Falsely attributed to George Washington, address to the second session of the
first U.S. Congress.
This quotation, sometimes called the "liberty
teeth" quote, appears nowhere in Washington's papers or speeches, and
contains several historical anachronisms: the reference to "prairie
wagon" in an America which had yet to even begin settling the Great Plains
(which were owned by France at the time), the reference to "the
Pilgrims" which implies a modern historical perspective, and particularly
the attempt by "Washington" to defend the utility of firearms (by use
of statistics!) to an audience which would have used firearms in their daily
lives to obtain food, defend against hostile Indians, and which had only
recently won a war for independence.
The "99 99/100 percent" is also an odd
phrase for 18th century America, which tended not to use fractional
percentages. It's clear that "Washington" is addressing "gun
control" arguments which wouldn't exist for another couple of centuries,
not to mention doing so in a style that is uncharacteristic of the period, and
uncharacteristic of Washington's addresses to Congress, both of which exhibited
a high degree of formality.
This is a false quote, but bits and pieces of it
still continue to crop up from time to time. Even national publications, such
as Playboy magazine, have been snared by it. (Playboy published the
"quote" in December 1995 as part of an article entitled "Once
and for All: What the Founding Fathers Said About Guns". After consulting
with an assistant editor of the George Washington Papers at the University of
Virginia, Playboy published a lengthy correction in March 1996.)
The above analysis (by Clayon Cramer) was taken in
part from a "talk.politics.guns" usenet FAQ. (Original source:
Cramer, Clayton, Firing Back, 1995. Used by permission of the author.)
The Second Amendment Foundation (SAF) also comments
(excerpted with permission) on the liberty teeth speech as follows: "This
has several variations including 'hour' for 'moment' and sometimes added as
part of an actual Washington quote 'A free people ought not only to be
armed...' The various citations are even more numerous than different wordings:
Address to the Second Session of the First U.S. Congress; Speech to Congress of
January 7, 1790, printed in the Boston Independent Chronicle, January 14, 1790;
the Federalist No. 53; Debates and Proceedings in the Convention of the
Commonwealth of Massachusetts, 1785."
SAF mentions another fabricated George Washington
quote:
Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is
force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a
moment should it be left to irresponsible action.
SAF's analysis from the same page follows:
While this quote is often attributed to George
Washington in his Farewell Address, this quote cannot be found there. Many
people have tried to verify its origin, but cannot confirm its authenticity.
Dan Gifford tried to track this quote down but was
unsuccessful for his article. See: "The Conceptual Foundations of
Anglo-American Jurisprudence in Religion and Reason", The Tennessee Law
Review: A Second Amendment Symposium Issue, Page 801, footnote 201. This issue
of the Tennessee Law Review is part of the SAF bookshelf.
Perhaps the American Freedom Library available from
Laissez Faire Books features the best history of this alleged quote on their
Version 3.1 CD-ROM. The searchable CD-ROM notes that the above statement is:
"Attributed to George Washington.--Frank J.
Wilstach, A Dictionary of Similes, 2d ed., p. 526 (1924). This can be found
with minor variations in wording and in punctuation, and with 'fearful' for
'troublesome,' in George Seldes, The Great Quotations, p. 727 (1966).
Unverified. In his most recent book of quotations, The Great Thoughts (1985),
Seldes Says, p. 441, col. 2, footnote, this paragraph 'although credited to the
'Farewell' [address] cannot be found in it. Lawson Hamblin, who owns a
facsimile, and Horace Peck, America's foremost authority on quotations,
informed me this paragraph is apocryphal [fake].'"
And yet another bogus Washington quote:
A free people ought not only to be armed and
disciplined but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a
status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would
include their own government
The actual quote:
A free people ought not only to be armed but
disciplined; to which end a uniform and well digested plan is requisite: And
their safety and interest require that they should promote such manufactories,
as tend to render them independent on others, for essential, particularly for
military supplies.
---George Washington's First Annual Message to Congress (January 8,
1790)
More Bogus Quotes
The following quotes from Thomas Jefferson and James
Madison are likewise fictional. The quotes are not to be found in their
speeches, personal correspondence, or diaries. Nor have the quotes ever been
cited in law journals by Second Amendment legal scholars.
The strongest reason for people to retain the right
to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against
tyranny in government.
---
Falsely attributed to Thomas Jefferson.
Occasionally the Jefferson quote is given with the
following citation: Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 (C.J.Boyd, Ed., 1950). The
publication exists, but the quote does not. The editor's correct name is Julian
P. Boyd, not C.J. Boyd.
Sometimes the quote appears with Jefferson's,
"No freeman shall ever be debarred the use of arms", which is taken
from his proposal for Virginia's constitution of 1776. The bogus quote has
appeared both before the "No freeman..." sentence and after it.
However in reality, the "tyranny" portion of the quote is absent from
Jefferson's draft.
The beauty of the second amendment is that it will
not be needed until they try to take it.
---
More bogus Thomas Jefferson.
The right of the citizens to bear arms in defense of
themselves and the state shall not be questioned.
---
Falsely attributed to James Madison.
The false Madison quote, less frequently seen, does
crop-up, so far never with a reference. The exact words appear in
Pennsylvania's Constitution of 1790 and is probably the source (or inspiration)
of this erroneous attribution.
Although not directly related to the Second
Amendment or gun control issues these two quotes are fake as well:
The two enemies of the people are criminals and
government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution
so the second will not become the legalized version of the first..
---
Falsely attributed to Thomas Jefferson.
If tyranny and oppression come to this land, it will
be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
---
Falsely attributed to James Madison.
Jumbling John Adams
Arms in the hands of citizens may be used at
individual discretion...in private self-defense.
The quote above was even mistakenly cited by the
NRA-ILA in 1996, and was on the NRA's Web site until at least early 1998 (and
has spread to many personal Web pages). (Original NRA page preserved here. The
erroneous Adams quote appears near the bottom of the page.)
Less common, and worse:
Arms in the hands of the citizens may be used at
individual discretion for the defense of the country, the overthrow of tyranny
or private self defense.
The correct quote:
To suppose arms in the hands of citizens, to be used
at individual discretion, except in private self-defense, or by partial orders
of towns, countries or districts of a state, is to demolish every constitution,
and lay the laws prostrate, so that liberty can be enjoyed by no man; it is a
dissolution of the government. The fundamental law of the militia is, that it
be created, directed and commanded by the laws, and ever for the support of the
laws.
---John Adams, A Defence of the Constitutions of the United States 475
(1787-1788)
As David Hardy explains, "Adams was thus
mindful of the uses of arms (i.e., legitimate self-defense and militia duty)
and concerned about misuse for mob action or anarchy." (The Second
Amendment and the Historiography of the Bill of Rights, 1987)